Friday, April 18, 2014
nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

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kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

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aheartfortheheartless:

zacharysnellenberger:

 Solitude | 2014 | Zachary Snellenberger

Desolation on Lake Michigan, and the solitude it brings.
Taken in the winter months of February and March in Michigan.

Yours Truly, Zachary Snellenberger

that last picture though…
mineralia:

Treated quartz is a guilty pleasure of mine…….

mineralia:

Treated quartz is a guilty pleasure of mine…….

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gaydream-believer:

if you wanna understand how Europe works remember that for ages syphilis was known as ‘the French disease’ in Italy, Poland and Germany, ‘the Italian disease’ in France, ‘the Spanish disease’ in Poland, ‘the Polish disease’ in Russia, ‘the Christian disease’ or ‘the Western European disease’ in Turkey, and ‘the British disease’ in Tahiti

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

orientallyyours:

Designer Misha Lee’s stunning graduation project, SILHOUETTES, inspired by Chinese shadow play and papercutting techniques using leather.

via Mythical Garden

Frozen quotes;

kardashy:

My friend’s grandma got her something from Hollister as a gift, but apparently she didn’t like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it.

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pearswhy:

EASTER IS GONNA BE ON 420 BLAZE THE LORD

k-engo:

a collection of 100% YOUAERE My FUCKIGN GI>RLFREIONGD

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